Yer title like many was based on a lie,
just cause you danced scuddie as a wee guy.
Yer cooking programs were never really ma taste,
no sure if it was just the smug look on yer face.
A would’ve stayed quiet, kept ma mooth shut tight
but when you destroyed IRN-BRU ye started a fight.
Noo I cannae get sugar and defos no Bru
and a don’t know what else a can do.
But shout ma mooth aff at some poncy bloke
that somehow convinced some other mad folk.
That another tax was jist whit we need
cos some other folk cannae control their greed.
So noo a cannae get Irn Bru just a poisonous impostor
and more and more places are beginning to foster
A no sugar attitude that destroys my freedom of choice,
and all I have left is a sugar lovers sad voice.
Ye’ve opened yer gob ance too often fur me,
A’ve nae interest in what ye think I should huv fur ma tea.
Stuff your poncy ideas and yer naked ass too
and if you can find one a real can of Irn Bru
Up the bum of a turkey or maybe a duck
and get yerself right tae……..
#RealIrnBru #SugarLover #SugarTax #WhatHappenedToChoice
#IDetestJamieOliver #IdRatherPayTheTaxThanDrinkAspartame
#BarrsYouLetUsDown
